Don't mind if I do, and lay it on thick while you're at it!
What better dish to compliment the world's first David Bowie statue than a double helping of local music talent? With no less than four top quality acts donating their fees to the statue fund, my musical taste-buds were already tingling as I took my seat in Aylesbury's impressive Waterside Theatre.
I don't like to fill up on starters, but as this was a special occasion I decided to just go with the flow. Besides, it's downright ungracious to refuse a course when the chef's showcasing his skills for free.
First up were the Dung Beatles, and if I'm honest, I can't say my expectations were all that high. After all, it's another Beatles tribute band, which is fine if you like that sort of thing. Now it may be heresy to say so, but I've never been a massive fan of the Fab Four. Maybe that's because I'm a child of the seventies and eighties, but I figured I've heard pretty much everything a tribute band could offer the boys from the Cavern Club.
I wondered just how wrong my preconceptions were as I counted a grand total of nine onto the stage. My interest was especially piqued as I saw the four piece brass section take their places, not an occurrence you see all that often in tribute bands. As the first crystal clear chords chimed out, I realised I was hearing a well-oiled and carefully calibrated machine clicking effortlessly into gear. These guys could really play, and they'd clearly been practicing…a lot.
Never before have I heard such bold tribute choices as Sergeant Pepper and The Walrus. The Dung Beatles have clearly set out to be so much more than just another Beatles band, and they've succeeded completely. They were as tight as a drum and sounded so damned good that I think I can finally understand what all the fuss is about.
As I said earlier, I'm not a massive Beatles fan, but I'll sure be seeing these guys again, given half the chance!
The first act had left me in a buoyant mood as I eagerly awaited the appearance of the legendary John Otway. The last time I'd seen one of Aylesbury's favourite and daftest sons was at the Wellhead, which means I'm talking in decades here. So I wondered if time had changed both him and me enough to make the experience a little less scintillating in middle age.
I needn't have worried really. If anything, the man who got famous for falling over on telly was even more daft, amusing and unsettlingly perceptive than he's ever been. That same old self-deprecating humour hid the same old insight and sensitivity this professional jester often slips into his songs. It's easy to miss if you're laughing all the time, and I think he plans it that way.
Never one to let life get too serious, Otway regaled us with his old stories and firm favourites like his hilarious rendition of Blockbuster and, of course, his Cumbrian dad's Space Oddity was a no-brainer for such an occasion. One of my most enduring memories of that whole special day was of my other half laughing for a full half hour straight as John reminded us that music and mirth make good bedfellows.
Like all good starters, both acts were finished just as I was getting a taste for them, but I was far from full and eagerly anticipating the main course as the funniest man in rock left the stage to raucous and heartfelt applause.