Politics

Well I guess there's some life in the old gal yet. After more than a year of obfuscation, humiliation and repeated capitulation, Theresa May at last seems to be waking up to the cold, stark realisation that the European Union is a thoroughly hostile, untrustworthy and deeply anti-democratic institution. After her completely unnecessary and gleefully stage-managed humiliation in Salzburg, our Prime Minister seems to have finally understood that the people she's dealing with will do anything and everything they can to undermine her at every turn, and what's more they'll enjoy doing it.

With her name fast becoming a byword for political miscalculation, Theresa May's decision to come out swinging following the EU's pre-planned political ambush was exactly the right move at the right time. We've all been forced to endure the endless scorn and derision of Brussels' bloated little big men since the day of the referendum, and we've all had a bellyful of it now.

After the astonishing scenes at Salzburg, anyone who cannot now see exactly who and what we are dealing with is either woefully misinformed or dangerously dishonest. Either way, we can now safely discount the mournful wailing of those continuity Remainers who still rush to bend the knee to this smug, ossified and overbearing boys club. Their breath-taking and barefaced mendacity shows just how well they'd get along with those Brussels bureaucrats who think that sniggering Instagram posts are an acceptable form of international diplomacy.

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"Brexit means Brexit…there must be no attempt to remain inside the EU, no attempt to re-join it through the back door and no second referendum." Theresa May, June 30th 2016

Like many Leave voters, I've been chewing my lip and trying to keep my own counsel for months as I've watched our government surrender concession after concession to the EU, while receiving the grand total of nothing in return. The exit bill, the order of negotiations, the transition period and the unending stream of calculated insults emanating from Brussels have been difficult to endure, but I've kept my eye firmly on the greater prize of Britain once again becoming a self-governing and independent nation state, ready to plot a new course in our rapidly changing world.

I'm not easily shocked, but the revelation that our own Prime Minister has been actively plotting to do the very thing she swore not to do when she was entrusted with the keys to Downing Street has taken some getting over. I know the word "plotting" has some very dark and emotive connotations, but it's completely justified. There's absolutely no chance that the Chequers agreement is something that was just scribbled on the back of an envelope as the PM awoke from a recurring Brexit nightmare one stormy night. It's far too sophisticated for that, having been deliberately designed to deceive by talking positively about sovereignty, while vaguely referring to some unspecified "common rulebook." Anyone who understands anything about the EU will spot Brussels' fingerprints all over a document such as this.

And just who will be writing, updating, interpreting and arbitrating this exciting new common rulebook I wonder? Now let me think…

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There is no escape from the nightmare! We cannot wake up!

No matter how far we run, how many times we knock them down or how many new Acts are passed to finally end their monstrous non-lives, the eternal protest horde still lumbers through the streets as it seeks to feed on the brains of the gullible and terminally entitled.

Just when you thought that Royal Assent for the European Withdrawal Act would be the final blow that just might bring peace to these tortured and insatiable fiends, still we hear their blood-chilling refrain whenever we turn on our televisions or dare to glance at a newspaper.

Remaaaaaaaain!

Cruelly unaware that it actually passed away in the early hours of June 24th 2016, this hollow, shambling echo of a hard fought political campaign still stumbles through our streets and TV studios, forever tortured by the vague recollection that it once dwelled among the living and was once loved.

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It's nice to agree with your most implacable opponents every now and then. That's why I was especially cheered to hear Patrick Stewart's reasoned and measured arguments as he championed the new People's Vote movement in various television studios nearly a fortnight ago. It's hard to deny that we'd never make different, better decisions if we could see further into the future. After all, how many of us wouldn't want to turn back the clock and not have a particular argument, or choose a different path that didn't lead to a dead end?

When it comes to weighty matters of state, we all cast our votes based more on hope and belief than any meaningful knowledge of the future. That inescapable truth probably explains why we're permanently disappointed that our destination bears only a passing semblance to the exciting postcard we received. So it's with a big dose of hindsight and a little humility that I've come to embrace the idea of a second referendum on Britain's membership of the European Union. The landscape is so dramatically different and so many arguments resoundingly disproved that I can see no other alternative. We're just not where we thought we would be.

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So Tommy Robinson went and got himself arrested, again. That means it's the end of civilisation as we know it, apparently.

It's times like these when the wise words of Andrew Klavan often resonate the most. Klavan, among others, has often observed that conservatives generally, and the farther right in particular, have the often annoying and always counter-productive habit of declaring every development they dislike to be a reliable harbinger of impending societal collapse.

Gay marriage? It's the end of civilisation. Female clergy? It's the end of civilisation. The arrest of Tommy Robinson? It's the end of civilisation. And so on, and so on, and so forth.

Certain nationalist and identitarian elements on the internet are bristling with righteous indignation and condemnation of the UK police state's outrageous infringement of civil liberties, while typing furious petitions demanding Robinson's immediate release from prison. Like that's going to have any effect, other than helping GCHQ to hoover up a ton of data regarding the completely legal yet politically incorrect opinions of numerous British citizens.

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Whatever you might think of her politics or personality, there's no denying Theresa May's tenacity and dogged determination. So far she's confounded all the doomsayers who prophesised that the Brexit talks would never get this far. Predictions of Jeremy Corbyn celebrating Christmas in Number 10 have vanished from more than one blog, and gleeful tweets about the imminent local election meltdown have been recycled into memes of mirth all across cyberspace.

Despite being a little grating and not especially charismatic, the Prime Minister has nonetheless managed to retain, and in some cases gain, the loyalty of an electorate which has come to grudgingly admire her patient if bureaucratically dull approach to an increasingly ill-tempered, intransigent and deliberately discourteous European Union.

Contrary to what the more unhinged factions of the Remainosphere might say, the Brexiteer who thought this would all be a breeze is a rare and strange beast indeed. The British electorate backed Brexit in the full knowledge that there would be more than a couple of bumps in the road as we embarked on the biggest constitutional upheaval in a generation. How could there not be?

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