Politics

There is no escape from the nightmare! We cannot wake up!

No matter how far we run, how many times we knock them down or how many new Acts are passed to finally end their monstrous non-lives, the eternal protest horde still lumbers through the streets as it seeks to feed on the brains of the gullible and terminally entitled.

Just when you thought that Royal Assent for the European Withdrawal Act would be the final blow that just might bring peace to these tortured and insatiable fiends, still we hear their blood-chilling refrain whenever we turn on our televisions or dare to glance at a newspaper.

Remaaaaaaaain!

Cruelly unaware that it actually passed away in the early hours of June 24th 2016, this hollow, shambling echo of a hard fought political campaign still stumbles through our streets and TV studios, forever tortured by the vague recollection that it once dwelled among the living and was once loved.

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So Tommy Robinson went and got himself arrested, again. That means it's the end of civilisation as we know it, apparently.

It's times like these when the wise words of Andrew Klavan often resonate the most. Klavan, among others, has often observed that conservatives generally, and the farther right in particular, have the often annoying and always counter-productive habit of declaring every development they dislike to be a reliable harbinger of impending societal collapse.

Gay marriage? It's the end of civilisation. Female clergy? It's the end of civilisation. The arrest of Tommy Robinson? It's the end of civilisation. And so on, and so on, and so forth.

Certain nationalist and identitarian elements on the internet are bristling with righteous indignation and condemnation of the UK police state's outrageous infringement of civil liberties, while typing furious petitions demanding Robinson's immediate release from prison. Like that's going to have any effect, other than helping GCHQ to hoover up a ton of data regarding the completely legal yet politically incorrect opinions of numerous British citizens.

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It's nice to agree with your most implacable opponents every now and then. That's why I was especially cheered to hear Patrick Stewart's reasoned and measured arguments as he championed the new People's Vote movement in various television studios nearly a fortnight ago. It's hard to deny that we'd never make different, better decisions if we could see further into the future. After all, how many of us wouldn't want to turn back the clock and not have a particular argument, or choose a different path that didn't lead to a dead end?

When it comes to weighty matters of state, we all cast our votes based more on hope and belief than any meaningful knowledge of the future. That inescapable truth probably explains why we're permanently disappointed that our destination bears only a passing semblance to the exciting postcard we received. So it's with a big dose of hindsight and a little humility that I've come to embrace the idea of a second referendum on Britain's membership of the European Union. The landscape is so dramatically different and so many arguments resoundingly disproved that I can see no other alternative. We're just not where we thought we would be.

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Whatever you might think of her politics or personality, there's no denying Theresa May's tenacity and dogged determination. So far she's confounded all the doomsayers who prophesised that the Brexit talks would never get this far. Predictions of Jeremy Corbyn celebrating Christmas in Number 10 have vanished from more than one blog, and gleeful tweets about the imminent local election meltdown have been recycled into memes of mirth all across cyberspace.

Despite being a little grating and not especially charismatic, the Prime Minister has nonetheless managed to retain, and in some cases gain, the loyalty of an electorate which has come to grudgingly admire her patient if bureaucratically dull approach to an increasingly ill-tempered, intransigent and deliberately discourteous European Union.

Contrary to what the more unhinged factions of the Remainosphere might say, the Brexiteer who thought this would all be a breeze is a rare and strange beast indeed. The British electorate backed Brexit in the full knowledge that there would be more than a couple of bumps in the road as we embarked on the biggest constitutional upheaval in a generation. How could there not be?

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